EPISODE FIVE - ANDROID OCHOCINCO
Android Ochocinco is seen laying on a massage table backstage as Hans, his Russian engineering hand, runs his hands gently and firmly over the android's bare back. “Your fite is almost on, sir!”
"Excellent.”
“Are you goingt to vin?”
“You're done talking.”
Hans, ignoring his masters command, continues to talk. “But sir I vant to know if you vill vin or lose da match, incase I need to get a new job.” The large Russian male masseuse continues to press on the android’s back.
“Next word you speak... you die.”
"I...er.....I know you don't vant me to speak but I zink they just called you to ze ring!”
“You're dead.”
Just then Hans runs out of the room as it turns out that the android was indeed called to the ring.
"Insect…”
The announcer runs in “YOU! You need to go to the ring...YESTERDAY!”
Android Ochocinco stares coldly at the announcer for a brief moment and then makes his way to the ring.“Well if you're not there in three minutes you forfeit!” With that, the announcer runs off. Android Ochocinco is today’s competitor and he heads his way slowly to the ring not taking any stops to speak with any of the press or camera people at the event.
Both Ryodo and Mason Titanstalker, two other competitors both finished their first round matches as victors, see Ochocinco pass by as they finish eating at the buffet table and make their way to the stands. As the android steps out from the backstage, he is announced by the announcer “…VS ANDROID OCHOCINCO!” Looks like the match was already announced.
The android looks straight ahead and sees his opponent, a burly looking man with bruises all over his body and a grin with three missing teeth. Android Ochocinco stares coldly at the man with the missing teeth. The crowd begins to cheer as the gong is rung announcing that the fight is on.
Chacha whistles though the missing teeth in his mouth. "Is yours turns lissle mans."
Ochocinco’s eyes light up bright red, as he begins his power up sequence. Not a big spectacle of lights like any of the other fighters, but it’s as if the androids’ weight increases exponentially as the ring around his feet caves in a few inches, then a few more inches.…
“Argh!” Chacha spits on the ground and plants his feet as he powers up. The air around the man slowly turns a deep purple and swirls in such a way it looks like time itself is slowing down. Chacha literally grows 3 feet in height and his arms start to ripple and bulge, his legs rip open his pants in almost inappropriate ways. Android Ochocinco appears unimpressed by the man's change in physical appearance.
Mason Titanstalker comments from the crowd, “Man, that is almost inappropriate!”
"Now you will suffer!” Chacha speaks, and his voice is unusually loud and low.
Ochocinco raises his right arm, revealing a crystal orb in the palm on his right hand.
“Hey! That's that one guy! I saw that demon beat you up!” Shouts Ryodo from the stands.
The orb beings to glow, sparks of electricity begin to burn from the orb.
Chacha fires a beam into the crowd blowing up the seat in which Ryodo sits without turning his head from the attack of the android he is fighting.
“Holy smokes!!!!!!!” The announcer jumps up frantically at the explosion in the stands. “No attacking the crowd!”
Once the sparks are fully charged, an electricity blast is shot from the android's hand. The electrical energy surrounds Chacha as he drops to one knee at the initial blast and lets out a paralyzing grunt. But just as quickly the man shakes it off and stands back up again. "Electricity hey... Well here's my secret weapon. WIIIIIIIIIND ATTTAAAAACK!"
“Is he gonna break wind?” Mason turns to Ryodo who is no longer in his seat but a few inches in the air at the assault on his seat by Chacha a few seconds earlier. He settles back down in the seat on the opposite side of Mason.
Back in the ring, the man claps his two hands together and a burst of wind flies at the android in such a fury it takes him completely off balance. Chacha continues to clap and more wind cuts at the android.
“This is just like that one time in San Antonio, hey?”
Ryodo grabs some food from the icy guy. “Danke.”
Ochocinco raises his left arm out in from of him, revealing another orb in the palm of his hand. This one begins to glow red.. Once the charge is complete, the android counters the attack with a fierce gallet gun attack. The beam of energy travels several feet outwards from the android and then seems to stop and wave in the air. It seems to travel no further and almost threatens to travel backwards as the force of the wind prevails and continues to push on the android who by the end of it ends up inches from the edge of the ring. Six wounds open up on the androids flesh as the wind subsides revealing the metal structure beneath.
Ochocinqo recovers. Chacha laughs maniacally. “Hahahahahahaha!” Bits of metal structure can be seen in the open wounds caused by the attack on the android. “Now I will crush you.” Just then, another surge of electrical energy remnant from the previous attack envelops the man's body and he falls to one knee. The android wastes no time.
“Double Ki Beam!”
Chacha raises his head just in time to catch one of the beams straight to the jaw. As he flies through the air he claps his hand together and a burst of wind knocks the second beam off course and into the air where it explodes with a massive boom. The audience is knocked back into their seat. Meanwhile, Chacha hits the ring hard and bounces twice before skidding to a stop.
Getting up quickly the large man charges at Android Ochocinco, and claps his hands causing a great gust of wind in which he throws himself into greatly accelerating his speed.
Ryodo stands up “He’s going to ram him out of the ring!” to which Mason replies “And looks so cool doing it!”
The attack almost happens in slow motion. Ochocinco has no time to move and is completely taken off guard by the swiftness of the attack. To the audience it appears as though Chacha has disappeared entirely and reappears choppily at different points along his route to impact. This is how swift the movements are.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” then SLAM. Ochocinco makes a metallic noise as his parts crunch together to absorb the impact. He goes sailing through the air spinning wildly out of control.
He recovers inches from ring out.
“That does it.”
At these words, Ochocinco plants his feet into the arena and leaps into the air hovering. Chacha does likewise. At that moment, Ochocinco dashes at his opponent.
“This is it folks! This could decide the match!”
Chacha wastes no time in flying at the android in like kind. The two meet in the air wrapping their arms around each others necks. The clothesline at high speeds causes the fighters to whirl around each other, and the moment they right themselves and turn around fists fly. BAM. Two fists hit hard together. BAM. The other two. BAM. The knees. BAM. The elbows. Blow for blow the opponents match each other not allowing a single punch through until ZAP. Remnant electrical energy once again surges through Chacha causing his muscles to contract and leaving him completely exposed to the metal fists that collide with his head and neck and stomach and groin.
Chacha drops to the ground, and lies there semi comatose, moving only briefly letting everyone know he is still alive.
Chach and Chachi shout from the stands. “Nooooo brother nooooooo!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have our winner!” shouts the announcer as ten seconds go by and Chacha makes no attempt to get up.
“Wooo! Yeah!” shout the fans, including Ryodo and Mason.
“Master that was brilliant. Dis is amazing! You da winner!”
“Come on Hans. Let’s get to work on some repairs for round two”. The android leaves the ring paying little to no attention to the excited fans or the announcer waiting for him to come to the ring center so he can have his hand raised in victory.
Evil Kai himself lurks his way out of the ring from the private box in which he had watched the fight along with Cell and a certain hooded figure.
Looks like round one fights are done, and the 15 person roster is now down to eight capable fighters. Round two begins the count down to the final four, on the next DRAGON BALL XTREME!