NAME:

CHARACTER NAME:

RACE:

CLASS:

Shawn

Lord Angus Firefuck

Star Children

Mindfreak

RACE/CLASS BONUSES

ATTACK

DEFENCE

INTEL

SPEED

STEALTH

WISDOM

CHARISMA

0

0

1

0

0

0

0

LEVEL/QUEST BONUSES

ATTACK

DEFENCE

INTEL

SPEED

STEALTH

WISDOM

CHARISMA

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

EQUIPMENT BONUSES

ATTACK

DEFENCE

INTEL

SPEED

STEALTH

WISDOM

CHARISMA

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

BONUS TOTALS

ATTACK

DEFENCE

INTEL

SPEED

STEALTH

WISDOM

CHARISMA

FEAR

STRESS

0

0

1

0

0

0

0

1

0

CURRENT LEVEL:

CURRENT EXPERIENCE POINTS AVAILABLE:

CURRENT MONEY AVAILABLE:

CURRENT MAX KI/MAGIC:

CURRENT MAX HEALTH:

1

400

1400

16

30

BACKGROUND STORY:
I’m a real Scottish asshole. I’m fockin’ pissed because I’ve travelled all this way from somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse and cannuh even touch a woman. That’d make you mad too, right?  I mean I’ve fockin’  jumped from planet to planet and each time it’s the same fockin’ thing, sure I’m cute enough, but I touch the lassies three boobies and she fockin’ goes up in flames. EVERY FOCKIN’ TIME! I’m just tired of watchin’. I need me some fockin’ action soon or I’m just going to start blowing up planets for fun.
What the fock are you staring a’ . I’m not a wee fockin’ kid, OK. I’m older than yer grandda’s grandda’.  An’ I have a bad fockin’ temper. Dunnah piss me off.
TITLES/TREASURES/NOTABLE MENTIONS:
-Cyborg
EQUPPED INVENTORY
LEG ARMOR
NAME:
ABILITIES:
ROLL RULES:
HEAD ARMOR
NAME:
ABILITIES:
ROLL RULES:
CHEST ARMOR
NAME:
ABILITIES:


ROLL RULES:
Heat Resistant Body Armour
Body Armour that protects you from extreme heat. -3 damage done by enemy per hit. Heat and Fire Damage do not affect you. Low to moderate durability
FIRST HAND WEAPON
NAME:
ABILITIES:


ROLL RULES:

Cyborg Blaster Arm 1.0 (semi permanent)
single handed. Cannot be replaced by a weapon without ripping off and replacing the arm. Otherwise indestructible. Adds +3 damage per hit.
Can be used to hack computers and machines. No roll required. Takes 2 Turns
SECOND HAND WEAPON
NAME:
ABILITIES:

ROLL RULES:
Butcher Knife
single handed. Can be dual wielded. Medium durability. Adds +2 damage per hit.
GENERAL INVENTORY

VHS copy of “Angels With Filthy Souls”

?? Worth money?
VHS copy of “Fat Black Handicaps 2”
?? Worth money?
The Defiler
2 Handed engineered weapon of the Kevin McCallister engineering variety. Basically a sledge hammer duct taped to a double-sided axe.
2 handed. Takes 2 turns to swing. Does +5 damage. Durability is medium.
A Vial of Happy Slime
A potent goo that can cause someone angry to become passive, in some cases friendly, and in some cases amorous. Also can cause bronze statues to move.
Roll wisdom D20. In combat the attack can either end the battle in a stalemate, cause an enemy to lose its next turn until provoked or attacked again, or bring to life a bronze construct nearby. (Bronze constructs will have their own abilities depending on the construct). It does no damage on its own. Uses a turn. Single target.
SPELLS, SKILLS AND ABILITIES, AND RECIPES
STAR CHILDREN SKILLS:
Name: Elemental Master
Abilities: Restricted to elemental magics only. Can practice all elemental magics at the same time.
Roll Rules:




Name: Summon Elemental Titans
Abilities: Can summon forth godlike elemental monsters.
Roll Rules: Requires the aide of another magic wielder. Roll intelligence D20 for both users, one user per turn. Requires 2 turns for both, both vulnerable.




MINDFREAK SKILLS:

Name:  Magic Missile
Abilities: a magical spark attack for damage against one enemy
Roll Rules: Combat, 1 turn – roll intelligence D20. Hit damage roll intelligence D10 + bonuses +1.




CYBORG SKILLS:

Name:  Cybernetic Blaster Arm 1.0 Hacking Ability

Abilities: In addition to being a weapon this arm can hack computers and machines.

Roll Rules: No roll required. Takes 2 turns.




Name:  Cybernetic self repair replication program

Abilities: If you die, damaged body parts may be replaced by cybernetic parts. This grants no inherent benefit.

Roll Rules: Up to the DM.




Name:  Cybernetic upgradeability

Abilities: You can use chips and technology that is specific for upgrading cyborgs and machines in order to learn new cyborg line skills

Roll Rules:




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